"I'm Shocked...

shocked to find out that gambling is going on in here. "

Richard Perle in the oil business? Shocking.

Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?

Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here! [a croupier hands Renault a pile of money]

Croupier: Your winnings, sir.

Captain Renault: [sotto voce] Oh, thank you very much.

[aloud] Captain Renault: Everybody out at once!

If you don't get it, go watch Casablanca. Now.

Update: I posted this at 10:52 this morning. At 9:50ish Keith Olbermann used the same quote from Capt. Renault in reference to Bill O'Reilly. You're welcome, KO.