Off With Her Head

Sarah Silverman made me feel bad for Paris Hilton, the bitch.

She's in jail now. Should a drunk, stupid, airheaded heiress go to jail for this when others kill people and get off scott free? Probably, yes.

But should she go to a modern American prison for such a crime? Should anyone?

I'm straining for a Bastille joke here, but will settle for the strained deeper meaning in the story so I justify adding Paris Hilton to my blog.