The Snack Monkey on My Back
I've become addicted to Snapea Crisps and now the bodega on the corner stopped stocking them! I've been to Whole Foods, Harris Teeter and the little grocery store on U Street. No luck.
How could they do this to me? I'm going to have to find an underground supplier. If you find a bag, I'll pay any price! (Original only please; beggars can't be choosers, I know but I need the originals bad!)