Thursday, July 13, 2006

Be Careful What You Steal

I had my identity stolen. But the jokes on her.
I'm an asshole.

( I stole this from a birthday card I saw in Chocolate Moose.)

The identity you steal may be your own

Assuming fraud.org is legitimate, we must all "opt-out" of credit marketing lists:
Credit bureaus compile marketing lists for preapproved offers of credit. These mailings are a gold mine for identity thieves, who may steal them and apply for credit in your name. Get off these mailing lists by calling 888-567-8688 (your social security number will be required to verify your identity). Removing yourself from these lists does not hurt your chances of applying for or getting credit.

Note this flies in the face of their immediately preceding advice:
Keep your social security number confidential. It’s the key that unlocks your identity. Don’t give it to anyone unless you’re sure who it is and why it’s necessary to provide it. Ask your health insurer and other companies that may use your social security number as your ID number to give you a substitute number. If your state department of motor vehicles uses it as your driver’s license number, ask if you can get an alternate number.

Or, take my advice and write your congressman. Ask him/er why s/he is too spineless to make the marketing industry require "opt-IN" to shared databases. (While you're at it, note the tacit cost of gerrymandering: to use this online service, I needed a 9-digit ZIP code -- do you know yours? My district is wrapped like a snake through about 50 linear miles of Maryland and my ZIP code has at least two congressmen. If you missed it, the Supreme Court just endorsed congressional districting fraud, the last dart into the heart of true democracy IMHFO.)

p.s. Don't trust this or anything else you read on the Internet. Corroborate my advice, then get off every marketing and do-not-call list you can find. Identity theft is like encephalitis, now that can ruin your day.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

A Word From Our Sponsors...

I love the ads that Google is putting on this blog. Especially the "How to spot the Anti-Christ" ad; a vital addition to anyone's library.

I'm sure that with all of the traffic to this site, Google will soon be sending me a check for 23 cents. I'll share with all my faithful reader, of course.

Forza Azzurri!!


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